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Canton Repository, Dec 2, 2000

These are a few jokes etc about the election...

(Sorry if some links may be broken--several are from news sites etc and probably change often.  Sometimes I've copied the files to my own site just to be sure.)

"How the Gorinch almost stole Florida" (Rush Limbaugh).

Voting for Dummies (Fox News)

Florida Ballot for the Elderly (Fox News)

Moron Party Ballot (Fox News)

Another Ballot (Fox News--needs Adobe reader)

The best ballot yet (Ron Pace, 11-30, a program)

Dance Off (386 KB Program)

More Dancing (gopfun.com)

Dr. Seuss Goes to Florida (email circulation)

Notice of Revocation of Independence (email circ)

The Beverly Gorebillies (email circ)

Gore Golf - A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in  Florida which will replace the traditional call of "FORE".  Once a player has hit an errant shot he will be allowed to call "GORE" while the ball is still in flight.  He can then replace the ball in the same spot and hit it again.

The player can do this until he is satisfied the ball is going where he intended to hit it in the first place. This will cause the time of play to be extended until such time the player can claim the hole. This revision is causing some consternation to the PGA but proponents say it is only fair.  A recent test of this new rule was recently played out in an exclusive club in Palm Beach County Florida and the first hole only took 7 days to complete!!!!

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